Farting Friday.

Because farts are funny (and this will have to do until I go through some more old magazines and get a bunch of Photo Funnies scanned)

I started to write about this TWO YEARS AGO! At the time the headlines were full of this story:

“When a nerve fires, it releases a bit of neurotransmitter. Then it fires again, very quickly, and releases more of the neurotransmitter, which is always in reserve and at the ready in large storage pools called vesicles. However, gasses can’t be stored; they diffuse. So every time there’s a nerve impulse, an enzyme must be activated to make it,” he says.

So, if you want to lower that blood pressure... well, you can probably see where this is going although I have to say to I have done empirical studies in the ensuing years and as yet have no evidence that this is in fact true!

Farting Friday.

Because farts are funny (and this will have to do until I go through some more old magazines and get a bunch of Photo Funnies scanned)

The amazing thing about the human race is that we can make a sport out of anything. Case in point:



I’ve heard of the Wide World of Sports but is the Wild World of Farts?

Farting Friday.

Because farts are funny (and this will have to do until I go through some more old magazines and get a bunch of Photo Funnies scanned)

Farting is the great equalizer of this world because everyone does it even if no one will admit to it. It doesn’t matter if it’s the homeless guy in the street or if it’s the President of the United States, everyone breaks wind at some point. Even our friends in the animal kingdom share this ability but, I have to say you don’t want to get around the business end of some creatures when the urge hits them because they have no trepidation about letting loose as this short shows:

Farting Friday.

Because farts are funny (and this will have to do until I go through some more old magazines and get a bunch of Photo Funnies scanned)

Be careful at the airport!

Why?

Well, you’ve no doubt heard about the new scanners they are slowly implemently at airport security gates? The ones that scan you so closely they can tell if you’re wearing boxers or briefs. Well, an unintended benefit is that they have removed the ability to leave the SBD – no longer will phantom farters be able to emit a stench that remains long after they’ve departed and leave their victims wondering who was responsible!

Farting Friday.

Because farts are funny (and this will have to do until I go through some more old magazines and get a bunch of Photo Funnies scanned)

Ever wonder what we’re doing sending our troops to foreign lands? What life and liberty we are preserving by our presence? This short provides an answer to that question: